Detroit Bomber: Turns out he joined Al Qaeda in London.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Actually Has a Good Idea: Reduce prison spending and funnel the extra money into schools.

It's a Tea Party! And Sarah Palin is headlining.

Whale of a Time: An anti-whaling ship sinks after a run-in with Japanese whalers. The activists escape on their two other boats, the Steve Irwin and Bob Barker (I'm not joking).

All of Me: Europeans are divided on whether to install full-body scan machines in airports.

Coffee Filled With Collagen: MMMMmmmNescafe.

Cash for Clunkers was Great... for the Japanese:

Oregon Politicians Won't Appear in Measure 66/67 Ads: Because the public trusts them less than teachers, apparently.

"Trimet Barber" Case Grows: Eight women join the case against the guy accused of cutting a woman's hair on the bus.

North Portland Power Outage: Giant flames at an electric substation put 2,000 North Portlanders in the dark this morning and delay MAX service.