Oh, shit! I was just settling down in front of the computer to read the morning news with my warm bottle of vinegar when I read THIS:

HEALTH experts have warned dieters against taking advice from actress Megan Fox.

The Transformers star has been blasted for hailing the benefits of swigging vinegar.

She recently said, "It just cleanses out your system entirely.

"It will get rid of ... for women who retain water weight from your menstrual cycle and all that ... it gets rid of it really fast.

"I'm not one for dieting or exercising, because I'm lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while 'cause of the amount of sugar I take in."

However, experts in the field have dismissed Megan's claims, insisting there is not a single form of vinegar in existence that will help dieters lose weight.


SPIT TAKE!!
! Bleghh! Bleghh! You mean to tell me I've been drinking a gallon of vinegar a day, and the only reason I was doing it was because Megan is super hot, and I like to listen to super hot people because much of the time they make a lot of sense, and... and...
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Vinegar? Why yes, Mistress Fox. I'd love some. Glug... glug... glug...