It's a downright crime that the Portland Trail Blazers' Brandon Roy is currently 10th (!) in the All-Star balloting, behind Manu Ginobili, Aaron Brooks, and Tracy McGrady—who is not even playing professional basketball right now. In an effort to drum up some support, the Blazers released this video of Roy getting advice from Travis Outlaw—never a good idea—and working on his campaign. These two need to have a buddy cop show together.