This Week in the Mercury

Savage Love

Columns

Savage Love

The Kids Want to Know


Tom Bissell Writes What He Wants

Books

Tom Bissell Writes What He Wants

Magic Hours: Essays on Creators and Creation Is a Book of Essays About Things!



Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Stefan Kamph on Tue, Jan 12, 2010 at 9:12 AM

The Portland area lost 52,000 jobs last year. That's five percent of the workforce.

The City of Portland wants to move the Federal trial over the death of James Chasse Jr. outside of Oregon, where the populace is not so "tainted by... publicity."

Oregon medical marijuana advocates have collected 61,336 signatures toward placing an initiative on the November ballot that would create nonprofit dispensaries.

Speaking of that: New Jersey's down on gay marriage, but they've approved prescription pot. Half-win!

The Federal Reserve bank profits mightily on the government securities it bought all in a tizzy.

An Iranian nuclear physics professor was killed in a bomb blast... and Tehran says the US did it. US says that's "absurd."

Former Tony Blair adviser says intelligence on WMDs (what we used to call "bombs") was not "sexed up." Ooh la la!

More sex 'n weapons: Ron Jeremy says violent video games are "worse than porn."

BREAKING NEWS: Finally explained by scientists!
  • BREAKING NEWS: Finally explained by scientists!

Intrepid scientists finally solve one of life's greatest mysteries: explaining the wrinkles of the Shar-Pei!

Don't read this. It is not news.

 

Comments (1) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment
1
I love the article on the Shar-Pei's. "They um... they have a gene for it." MYSTERY: SOLVED.
Posted by atomic on January 12, 2010 at 3:04 PM · Report

Add a comment

/images/adoftheweek.gif

ad of the day

The Handyman Pro - Your Honey-Do Specialist
Don’t let our name fool you. The Handyman Pro, LLC is a repair and remodel service provider with over 25-years experience. We cover all aspects of construction and repairs for residential and commercial clients.go


post an ad

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use