Here, let me translate the following clip:

IVAN: What is this? An adorable giant turtle in my beloved Prokopyevsk? FIRE!
SERGE: Your bullets do not work against its adorable shell! Run!!
IVAN: Do not worry! It is a turtle. It cannot catch us.
SERGE: Ahh! We bantered for too long! It is upon us!
NATASHA: EEK! The adorable turtle! It is disrobing me!
IVAN: Damn you, adorable turtle! You have rendered life in my beloved Prokopyevsk meaningless! I murder you with this hand grenade!

FIN

Can anyone identify this movie? We simply MUST screen it for one of our Blogtown Movie Nights™!