(Apparently it's Vaginal Décor Thursday!?)

Did you know that due to aging, pregnancy, or bacterial vaginosis, the color of your labia can change? How embarrassing! Never fear, My New Pink Button is here! For $29.99 you can smear a selection of cosmetic colors with names like "Bettie" and "Ginger" around down there, with only a small chance of irritation!

While annoyingly un-embeddable, it's worth hitting this link to an episode of The Doctors, on which Dr. Lisa Masterson explains the plight of labial discoloration with the aid of a handy "labia color wheel," and specifically advises on the use of this 100% necessary product.

Hat tip to Mercury music writer Kurt Prutsman!