Or, Terrible Things That Have Happened in States That Passed Same-Sex Marriage
Conan puts the Tonight Show on CraigsList.
Conan gets offered a job in porn. (Please do not accept.)
Conan: "If NBC doesn't want people to see me, just leave me on NBC."
Hey look! Conan sidekick Andy Richter has issued his own (hilarious) statement, too!
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