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Friday, January 15, 2010

Jeff Zucker is Not Dead; Does Not Have Gerbil in Rectum

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 15, 2010 at 11:01 AM

Despite what the recently deleted "Death" section of his Wikipedia page may have said, Jeff Zucker—the NBC head honcho largely responsible for the current Leno/Conan clustereff—did NOT blow his own face off in his office or do something unseemly with a gerbil.
However, it does seem apparent that someone doesn't like him very much.

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Hat tips to Buzzfeed!

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