It's not shaped like a dick or infused with NyQuil, but the latest news from the Voodoo Doughnut camp is still at a safe distance from normalcy. Long a place for sticky-fingered humans to tie the proverbial knot, the doughnut shop is now going to marry Mr. Mollie and Café Mocha Valencia on the night of Friday, January 29:

Yes they will be wearing a dress and tux (and top hat, for dignity's sake). And no, you're not invited. The nuptials kick off the The International Cat Association's Cat Show (the big one) happening on the 30th and 31st, though, and you're more than welcome to go to that (recommended). Via.