Hey Star Trek fans! Go grab a clean pair of underpants, because you're about to need them. Here is an actual working Star Trek phaser in action. True, this model can only kill balloons, but I bet it could give some green ass alien a nasty cigarette burn!

Oh, the havoc I could wreak with this in the office! C'mere, Nerd—so I can slap that baby out of your tubby hand!