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Monday, January 18, 2010
Geek Working Star Trek Phaser: Prepare to Ejaculate!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jan 18, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Hey Star Trek fans! Go grab a clean pair of underpants, because you're about to need them. Here is an actual working Star Trek phaser in action. True, this model can only kill balloons, but I bet it could give some green ass alien a nasty cigarette burn!
Oh, the havoc I could wreak with this in the office! C'mere, Nerd—so I can slap that baby out of your tubby hand!
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