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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

At Dirty, No Means No (At Least, According to the Sign)

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 3:27 PM

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While it's easy to take swipes at Dirty for being Portland's very own Jersey Shore bar, I was intrigued by the sheer amount of signage currently on display in their front window. Especially the numerous "No Means No" signs.

While we all know what that term means—thanks to this video—is that sign referring to behavior inside the bar? Isn't it sort of like putting a "No Roofies" sign outside your establishment? Or given the massive bouncers that linger at front of the club, does the sign mean no questioning their authority? Any Dirty patrons want to fill me in?

 

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Hmm. So "Dresscode" is one word, "Door Mans" is two (with no apostrophe), and "Ileagal" makes sense. Seems like the proprietors have the same level of intelligence as their patrons.
Posted by Stu on January 19, 2010 at 3:34 PM · Report
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Where is this place? They get big points for the awesome MySpace page. Very 2004 guys, very 2004.
Posted by luckymike on January 19, 2010 at 3:48 PM · Report
3
This looks like a classy establishment.
Posted by Blabby on January 19, 2010 at 4:08 PM · Report
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At my trashy bar, there would be a sign that says "Language is a constantly evolving social construction. Also, no date rape"
Posted by atomic on January 19, 2010 at 4:17 PM · Report
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@atomic: The lack of date raping at your bar will be a boon to women everywhere.
Posted by Graham on January 19, 2010 at 4:21 PM · Report
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@atomic: I may not be current on the latest fads in date rape, but I don't think you do it in the bar, (there are too many people there,) regardless of the sign. I think you do it at her or your house, or in the car, or some place like that...
Posted by Matthew D on January 19, 2010 at 4:29 PM · Report
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ILEAGAL ACTIVITY!?!?! WHAT'S THAT?!?!?!
Posted by Joe Joe on January 19, 2010 at 4:36 PM · Report
8
Brocode: Enforced!
Posted by Blanders on January 19, 2010 at 9:17 PM · Report
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I GET SO MUCH POOSY THERE BRO
Posted by Will Radik on January 20, 2010 at 12:24 AM · Report

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