This Week in the Mercury
Thursday, January 21, 2010
?!?!? / Sports Ap-hockey-lypse Now Redux
Posted by Dave Bow on Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Hey, remember this?
Time to re-up, motherfuckers! The polar bear is back and he's sending a flaming hockey puck up your poophole! Fuck you, Earth! Long live hockey!
You're welcome.
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I never thought they would try and top that first video, let alone that they would succeed so thoroughly...!
But are we to assume that this is the same polar bear (from space) and that he was somehow encased in ice after his arrival (and initial attack) on Earth??
But are we to assume that this is the same polar bear (from space) and that he was somehow encased in ice after his arrival (and initial attack) on Earth??
4
If they were going to blow up the earth anyway, why did they waste all that time destroying all of those institutes of higher learning? Obviously, they're very, very pissed off about their rapidly diminishing habitat.
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