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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Mini Daddy is the Mack Daddy of All Pre-Pubescent Sugar Daddies

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 10:38 AM

I'm serious, guys! I wanna pull some kind of Benjamin Button shit or something... because I just wanna grow down to be like my new hero MINI DADDY! (And the girls seem to like him, too. Though it's unfortunate they're such poor dancers. MINI DADDY DESERVES BETTER, YA'LL!)

Hat tips to Blogtown Tipster Jacob (via Videogum).

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