I'm serious, guys! I wanna pull some kind of Benjamin Button shit or something... because I just wanna grow down to be like my new hero MINI DADDY! (And the girls seem to like him, too. Though it's unfortunate they're such poor dancers. MINI DADDY DESERVES BETTER, YA'LL!)
Hat tips to Blogtown Tipster Jacob (via Videogum).
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