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Monday, January 25, 2010
TV Oh God... I Just Laughed Along With a Walmart Commercial!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jan 25, 2010 at 3:09 PM
Damn you, Walmart! Damn you for your poor record regarding employee rights, for crushing local business, for sexual discrimination, and especially for making me laugh at this TV commercial. The guilt... IT'S OVERWHELMING!!
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Inexpensive clown shoes are made with a low tensile strength latex polymer - The unicorn was most likely crafted out of 1034 steel - estimating the man's weight at roughly 200lbs the point on the horn could have inflicted as much as 200x10^6N/m which would have punctured the shoe, the sock, the man's skin and muscle possibly going completely through the bone.
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Daddy made some scary
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lol
Owndirlimo (15 minutes ago) Show Hide
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I dont get it he had thick shoes on, what hurt him.
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this video is fake and gay
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lol....I"m gonna go WalMart to see it
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Inexpensive clown shoes are made with a low tensile strength latex polymer - The unicorn was most likely crafted out of 1034 steel - estimating the man's weight at roughly 200lbs the point on the horn could have inflicted as much as 200x10^6N/m which would have punctured the shoe, the sock, the man's skin and muscle possibly going completely through the bone.
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Daddy made some scary
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lol
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I dont get it he had thick shoes on, what hurt him.
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this video is fake and gay
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lol....I"m gonna go WalMart to see it
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I was just about to rip on scary clowns, but that commercial actually makes fun of scary clowns so I find it amusing instead :)
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