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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

America's Top Ten TV Personalities

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 9:22 AM

According to a Harris Poll released yesterday:

No. 1, Oprah Winfrey

No. 2, Glenn Beck of Fox News Channel

No. 3, Jay Leno (was no. 1 last year)

No. 4, a tie between Ellen DeGeneres and Hugh Laurie, star of Fox’s “House.”

No. 6: Jon Stewart of Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show.”

No. 7: Charlie Sheen of CBS’ “Two and a Half Men.”

No. 8: Mark Harmon of CBS’ “NCIS.”

No. 9: CBS’ David Letterman.

No. 10: Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly.

DISCUSS.

Glenn Beck: Im #2! Im #2!
  • Glenn Beck: "I'm #2! I'm #2!"

 

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1
#2 is code for turds.

Glenn Beck = turds.

Posted by Joneser on January 26, 2010 at 9:58 AM · Report
2
If you were going to ex patriate ... for good ... where would you go?
Posted by Demondog on January 26, 2010 at 10:06 AM · Report
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So, (with the exception of possibly John Stewart, Ellen and Letterman) this proves most TV watching Americans are a bunch of complete and utter mouth-breathing morons that wouldn't know good taste if it came straight out of the TV, bent them over and had it's way with them?
Posted by Beer Batter on January 26, 2010 at 10:12 AM · Report
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Beer Batter - I don't think we'll know the true answer to your question until they perfect 3-D TV.
Posted by Tony Fuentes on January 26, 2010 at 10:15 AM · Report
5
I agree with Jonser. Glenn Beck is poo.

Laurie and Stewart are, I would argue, not poo. That's all I got really.
Posted by atomic on January 26, 2010 at 10:41 AM · Report
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@Beer Batter: I think by definition, "if it came straight out of the TV, bent them over and had it's way with them," it wouldn't be good taste. Now, if it came out of the TV, bought them a few drinks, showed a genuine interest in them, and after a little foreplay had some doggy style action, then it would be okay...
Posted by Matthew D on January 26, 2010 at 10:42 AM · Report
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Damn it, I knew Charlie Sheen was taking over the world! http://tinyurl.com/yce2u42
Posted by DLS 3.0 on January 26, 2010 at 10:46 AM · Report
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Hugh Laurie... WTF... and who the hell is Mark Harmon... wow I never thought I would say that my parents were right but TV really does rot your brain
Posted by somewhereinbetween on January 26, 2010 at 11:38 AM · Report
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Here in America we love loud-mouthed conservative biggots, and celebrity wife abusers with drug problems. But wait! We also love black women, lesbians, and Hugh Laurie! We are so diverse, I ate thai food and gelato last night. U-S-A! U-S-A!
Posted by I Like Your New Haircut on January 26, 2010 at 12:02 PM · Report
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I'd like to nominate "I Like Your New Haircut" for comment of the week!
Posted by Matthew D on January 26, 2010 at 12:15 PM · Report
11
To mangle one of the great philosophers of the Twentieth Century, "Uhhhh...Glenn Beck is Number Two. Huh huh huh huh."
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch on January 26, 2010 at 1:25 PM · Report

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