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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Today's Symphony Review. SNORE!!!!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 10:40 AM

As you probably realize, we jaded, tight-pant wearing hipsters here at the Smirkury HATE THE SYMPHONY!! Why? Because it is OLD... TIMEY, yo! The symphony is for Metamucil sippin' bucket kickers who are too freaking SQUARE to listen to the greatest band of all time (Vampire Weekend, 'natch). However, for the two or three creaky old-timers who accidentally stumble on to this site while trying to figure out their AARP benefits or how email works, here is the latest in the weekly scolding emails we receive from symphony lover (HA!) Brian Horay. (Seriously, he writes us, like, every week. Can't he Twitter this?)

Dear Mercury: I've completely given up on you. Not only did soloist Chee-Yun tear up the Schnitzer with a 302-year-old violin at the Oregon Symphony this weekend, she was also featured in a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode last fall. All this without even a mention in your so-called music previews. If Horse Feathers was playing a show with a 302-year-old fiddle, it would have been on your fucking cover. Once again, you've managed to drop the ol' proverbial ball.

Brian Horay
SE PDX

Chee-Yun? More like Chee-YUM!
  • Chee-Yun? More like Chee-YUM!

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