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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 8:54 AM

"Yes on Measures 66 & 67" pass with flying colors, or as Steve Novick put it, "the progressives win the pennant."

Blazer Greg Oden apologizes for yesterday's nudie photos. SAD!


Video courtesy blazersedge.com.

Obama to deliver state of the union address tonight; will admit to "missteps." (Misstep #1: Admitting missteps because Scott Brown won Massachusetts.)

Treasury secretary Timothy Geithner gets hammered by the House Oversight Committee regarding an alleged AIG coverup.

In the federal trial challenging California's homophobic same sex marriage ban, an expert admits that allowing gay marriage would produce better-adjusted kids, but would also weaken the institution of straight marriage. Ummm... WHAT?

Geez, a few sticky gas pedals, and everybody freaks out about Toyota?

The mythical Apple Tablet is supposed to be revealed today, check in with Engadget at 10 am for live coverage. But surely... you have something better to do, right?

Now here's what's happening in your neck of the woods: Partly cloudy today and tomorrow with rain returning Friday. So whoop it up!

And finally, HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY, OCTOMOM OCTUPLETS! Here's a Jimmy Kimmel interview with all eight of them, which will certainly be the creepiest thing you see all day.

 

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I don't suppose there is a copy of the horse dick interview where you can actually hear the audio?
Posted by Matthew D on January 27, 2010 at 9:07 AM · Report
2
I think I am going to send Greg Oden a get well card or something... that guy just gets shit on left and right
Posted by somewhereinbetween on January 27, 2010 at 9:35 AM · Report
3
If my willy was as large as his, I'd be taking pictures of it too. Or I'd be in porno films or something. If you've got it, flaunt it.
Posted by ujfoyt on January 27, 2010 at 10:02 AM · Report
4
How does he have knee problems? With the size of that thing, I thought he'd have back problems for sure!
Posted by DLS 3.0 on January 27, 2010 at 10:13 AM · Report
5
It would have been more impressive if he had posted some pics of his wang at full attention. What a let down.
Posted by iwouldprefernotto on January 27, 2010 at 12:34 PM · Report
6
How does a 21 year old guy have more wrinkles on his forehead than on his johnson?
Posted by Demondog on January 27, 2010 at 12:54 PM · Report

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