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Friday, January 29, 2010
Luv / Mercury / SEX Submit Your Free Mercury Valentine Today!
Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 3:22 PM
- Pictured above: ROMANCE.
Attn. loyal denizens of Blogtown!
C'mon. Let's be honest. While the deadline for submitting your valentine to be published in the Mercury's super-popular Valentine's Day issue is technically February 4, I think we both know that you like to procrastinate. But procrastination leads to forgetting... and forgetting to put a valentine in the Mercury leads to you not getting laid. And nobody wants that to happen.*
So yeah. Just do it already. Come February 15, you'll be glad you did. All the info you need is right here.
*Also, the fact that people forget to submit their valentines to the Mercury by the deadline inevitably, every goddamn year, leads to desperate people hilariously and frantically emailing us after the deadline has passed, begging us to include their heartfelt valentine that, for whatever reason, they didn't bother submitting in time. "Please include this!!!" they plead. "It will make all the difference in the world and in my relationship! Please! I beg of you! I'm so sorry! Please!!!!" When we get these emails, we laugh at them for a few minutes, and then we delete them. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.
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