This Week in the Mercury

Before the Storm

News

Before the Storm

Gang Activity Is Down. Cops Are Worried


One Day at a Time

Columns

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review



Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Lost Season Premiere! Tonight! Ejaculate!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Feb 2, 2010 at 3:15 PM

So there's this show called Lost... EVER HEARD OF IT? Well, it's sixth and final season starts tonight and Losties across America are sweating harder than Sawyer's pecs. Where are you going to watch it? May we once again suggest

GET LOST—The final season of Lost premieres tonight, in a nail-biting, suspense-ridden, pants-crapping, two-hour episode (preceded by a one-hour clip show at 8 pm). Cort and Fatboy host a screening at the Bagdad. For free. There is nowhere you'd rather be. AR
Bagdad Theater, 3702 SE Hawthorne, 9 pm, FREE

What can we expect from tonight's premiere? According to the NYT's interviews with cast and creators—A LOT.


Beginning with the season premiere, revelations about some of the most fundamental mysteries will come fast and furious.

Some of the “Lost” actors, in fact, implied that viewers hoping to quench their thirst for answers in the season premiere might find themselves drinking from a fire hose.

YEAH! DRINKING FROM SAWYER'S FIRE HOSE! YEAH!!
I'll shut up now. Let's have a Lost open thread convo tomorrow.

Pictured above: Sweaty pecs.
  • Pictured above: Sweaty pecs.

Comments (5)

Showing 1-5 of 5

 
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-5 of 5

Comments are closed.

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy