Black Market for Free Food: Street vendors in Haiti are openly selling donated bags of rice stamped with US flags.

Kidz Don't Do Blogz: The number of teens who say they blog dropped from 28 percent to 18 percent since 2006. I guess blogging is for old people.

Noo! Not My Precious Prius! Portland's favorite car may get wrapped up in the Toyota recall.

Obama Will Let Aunt Get Deported: Aunt Zeituni has lived illegally in the US since she was turned down for asylum in 2004. She might get shipped back to Kenya.

King Scott Brown's Coronation: The Republican victor could be sworn in today.

Rethinking "Vegetable": Traces of thoughts found in the brains of vegetative patients.

"Girlcott" of American Apparel: Some women are angry about AA's new campaign to find the "best bottom" in the world.

The Most Expensive Art in the World: Alberto Giacometti's sculpture Walking Man 1 breaks all records, selling for $104.3 million. That must mean it's the BEST!

Do You Care About Lady Gaga's Vagina? Okay, then, look here.

Planned Parenthood + Pro Athletes: Make this heartwarming ad in response to the Superbowl anti-abortion ad.

Compost Crazy! Portland eyes collecting our food scraps at the curb.

Conviction in Oregon Faith-Healing Case: The parents are guilty, but everyone is sad.