Okay, so due to overwhelming nagging, we've decided to slightly extend the deadline for FREE Mercury Valentine submissions. Now you have until TOMORROW (FRIDAY, FEB 5) AT NOON to write a deliciously romantic, sensuous, or just plain weird valentine to the shmoopy-woopy of your choice! (Trust me, people—these valentines work like a charm in the tail-tapping department.)

CLICK HERE NOW, submit your valentine, and then look for it in our annual Reader Valentines Issue hitting the streets February 11!