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Friday, February 5, 2010

Olive / Puppy / Drunk This Is What Happens When the Boss Leaves Early

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Fri, Feb 5, 2010 at 5:33 PM

Mercury Editor-in-Chief Wm. Steven Humphrey left work a little earlier today and, as a result, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. See for yourself.

Also, it should be mentioned that three members of the Mercury editorial staff are currently drinking beers at their desks.

 

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1
And they pay you money?
Posted by Graham on February 5, 2010 at 5:40 PM · Report
2
Steve said "don't do anything I wouldn't do" on his way out, didn't he.
Posted by atomic on February 5, 2010 at 5:56 PM · Report
3
My dachsund can kick both their asses, at the same time. Hopw the hell ever you spell it.
Posted by ujfoyt on February 5, 2010 at 6:34 PM · Report
4
How, not hopw. Dang it.
Posted by ujfoyt on February 5, 2010 at 6:35 PM · Report
5
That's weird because the one member of the Mercury distribution staff was drinking three beers at his desk.
Posted by Williams, Jay on February 5, 2010 at 6:47 PM · Report
6
I should leave work early more often. SO I DON'T GET BORED TO DEATH.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on February 5, 2010 at 7:40 PM · Report
7
But do they let you sleep on the job?
Posted by edwartica on February 5, 2010 at 7:52 PM · Report
8
Uhmm, was that smirk the vegetarian promoting dog fighting?
Posted by Matthew D on February 5, 2010 at 10:13 PM · Report
9
Portland Mercury, you stay classy.
Posted by ambrown on February 6, 2010 at 12:34 AM · Report
10
It would have been better if they were wearing gladiator armor and fighting over pits with lions in them.
Posted by namarchetti on February 6, 2010 at 8:59 AM · Report
11
Is the plaid shirt a requirement of the job?
Posted by sgtgrumbles on February 6, 2010 at 11:48 AM · Report
12
I'd rather know who the staff member is with three bongs at his desk.
Posted by Abusive on February 6, 2010 at 12:07 PM · Report
13
Is that chalk on your nose?
Posted by Aqua-Blue studio on February 6, 2010 at 3:25 PM · Report
14
You dorks. ; D
Posted by Will Radik on February 7, 2010 at 1:41 PM · Report

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