Tonight Mayor Sam Adams will be the featured guest on KGW's "Straight Talk" at 6:30 5:30 pm, with Laurel Porter. Here are some of the topics I hope they discuss:

"Why straight people love Sandra Bullock movies."
"Why Ellen DeGeneres is okay, and Adam Lambert's not."
"Why straight people wear bluetooths in their ear... ALL THE TIME."
"Why straights love co-opting gay culture, yet hog the institution of marriage."
"Straights slumming in gay bars."
"Why straights hate homoerotica, but go nuts for the Superbowl."
"Why straights like having a gay acquaintance, so they can say, 'Hey... some of my best friends are gay.'"
"Wearing Crocs!"
"And for that matter, Columbia Sportswear!"
"Straights: Why they Love Vancouver and Toyota Tundras."
"Ultimate Frisbee: WTF?"

Feel free to add your own suggestions below!