I don't get bodywash. I don't get why it's any different from soap, and I don't get why it's called "bodywash." However, in about 42 words I will stop what I'm writing, run down to the Fred Meyer and pick up some Old Spice Bodywash, and it's only because THIS COMMERCIAL CRACKED MY SHIT UP. (And I quickly found out that "cracked shit" doesn't smell so good.)