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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Girls Only! Old Spice Bodywash? I WANT YOUR SMELL.

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Feb 9, 2010 at 11:08 AM

I don't get bodywash. I don't get why it's any different from soap, and I don't get why it's called "bodywash." However, in about 42 words I will stop what I'm writing, run down to the Fred Meyer and pick up some Old Spice Bodywash, and it's only because THIS COMMERCIAL CRACKED MY SHIT UP. (And I quickly found out that "cracked shit" doesn't smell so good.)

 

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I don't know if it's a mental thing, but soap always dries the shit out of my skin, and leaves it with that nasty filmy feeling...and body wash doesn't.
Posted by yumm on February 9, 2010 at 11:26 AM · Report
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I am a proud user of Old Spice body wash.
Posted by DemonJuice on February 9, 2010 at 1:17 PM · Report
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God, that's hilarious! Too bad most of the comments on there are from racist ass hats.
Posted by News Junkie on February 9, 2010 at 5:03 PM · Report
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Why does it look like he's pulling the bottle out of his ass?
Posted by bikefor1 on February 9, 2010 at 11:00 PM · Report

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