AGAIN, I must really apologize for my co-workers ridiculous behavior on Friday. As you undoubtedly recall, I was forced to leave work early that day, and in my absence, certain Mercury employees (who will not be named, but whose employment is currently under review) uploaded a poorly and hastily shot video of two of our office pugs playing with heavy metal music playing in the background.

Now, I wouldn't say that this is the worst video we've ever uploaded on this site. However, I WILL say that it is ONE OF THE WORST VIDEOS EVER UPLOADED ON THE INTERNET. It is frightfully boring, woefully unoriginal, and only watchable in that one hopes it will somehow improve by its conclusion. IT DOESN'T.

So again, apologies are in order. This video has fucked up the internet, and the perpetrators will be disciplined. That being said, here's how you make a puppy video, idiots. THEY HAVE TO BE WEARING PEOPLE OUTFITS!!

Thank you EIT, for reiterating what should be obvious.