Major snowstorm on the east coast is both kicking ass and taking names!

Pakistani Taliban chief Hakimullah Mehsud is dead—though that doesn't mean his al-Qaida linked fan club is ready to throw in the towel.

An appeals court forces Britain to reveal secret documents which describe U.S. agents brutally torturing terror suspects.

Despite persistent rumors of hanky-panky, New York Governor David Paterson is refusing to drop out of the election—causing fellow Democrats to cry, 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???"

Sugary soft drinks are now linked to pancreatic cancer. Soooo… it's still okay to tax cigarettes, and not soft drinks?

In Seattle, a 15-year-old girl is brutally beaten as rent-a-cops stand idly by.

YouTube now features a "safety mode" which supposedly filters out offensive material. (Does that include the mean commenters who responded to my "Humpy lipsynching to Holding Back the Years" video?)

Today in TMI: John Mayer calls Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm." In a good way?

A solid majority of Americans support the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"—not that the government or the military gives two shits about what we think.

Toyota dealers pull ads from ABC—because of their annoying excessive coverage of their recalls!

Oh, and got a Camry? They're recalling those, too.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Rain joins us this afternoon, staying through the rest of the work week, with sun breaks on the weekend.

And finally, the cutest music video you'll see all day… and PERHAPS YOUR LIFETIME?? (Christ. Why can't these guys play the Doug Fir?)