Dude, Where's My Job? The bill that's supposed to kickstart America's job market is coming under fire from both sides in Congress.

Obama Gets His Nominees: Barack spars with Republicans over 29 presidential appointees, but he gets his way after laying a little smackdown.

It's Raining Money! Congress is trying to figure out what the hell to do about the newly lax campaign finance laws.

Well That Would be Ironic: The lawyer chosen to represent the Baptist baby-snatchers in Haiti may himself be a pimp wanted on human trafficking charges.

Frisbee Inventor Dies! Back 1957, he originally called the invention "The Pluto Platter"

Bernie Madoff's Family Under Investigation: Looks like maybe they stole millions, too.

Today in Useless Science: Study shows that one in five people would rather spend Valentine's Day with their pet than partner.

Snack Meat Stylus for Your iPhone: They're big in Korea.

Another Year of Plastic: Oregon Senator drops bills for plastic bag ban.

Lighthouse Vandals Will Not Escape! Two guys who look like total bros were arrested for destroying the historic Cape Meares lighthouse.

Oh, also, if you're heading up to Vancouver, take this Shepard Fairey/Stephen Colbert poster with you: