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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Feb 16, 2010 at 8:42 AM

AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN STOPPED BY PORTLAND POLICE, LIVES!!! Ah, satire.

RANDY LEONARD WEIGHS IN ON AARON CAMPBELL SHOOTING!!! References the 2005 shooting of Raymond Gwerder, hinting strongly that he wants Police Chief Rosie Sizer (whom he has always hated because she hates him) to resign. Ah, credibility.

This is the second recent shooting death where the PPB has shot and killed a distraught citizen as a direct result of a lack of communication between the shooting officer and the Police negotiator.
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Despite the clear description of the problem from the Grand Jury, Police Chief Sizer has responded to the Campbell incident by assuring the public that she now will have mental health experts respond to similar emergency incidents to advise the police during an emergency incident.

That sounds good, but the lack of mental health expertise during the Campbell or Gwerder incident did not contribute to the death of either of those men. A platoon of mental health experts will do nothing to prevent similar tragic deaths if the Police Bureau does not address its failure to communicate in life or death incidents like these.

Gwerder died in 2005 because of a lack of communication between police at the scene. It is indefensible that nothing was done by the Police Chief then to prevent a similar incident. After Campbell became the second victim of this communication failure, it is unconscionable that the Police Chief would suggest that the problem is a lack of mental health expertise. Instead, she should be acknowledging—and remedying—the fatal lack of communication between police officers during emergency incidents.

GOLD MEDAL: Chinas Shen Xue and Zhao Hongbo
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CHINESE PAIR WIN FIGURE SKATING GOLD!!! It's the first time since 1960 that a Russian or Soviet couple didn't finish on top of the podium.

TALIBAN'S TOP COMMANDER CAPTURED!!! In Afghanistan.

MITT ROMNEY THREATENED ON PLANE!!! Told Kevin Smith he was a "fat, entitled, mouthy fuck," apparently.

PALIN!!! Fox News contributor Sarah Palin slams Family Guy over Trig reference.

NICOLE RICHIE MARRYING STUPID, UGLY RICH GUY!!! But she wonders where he is, and what he does, and if it's her he's looking for.

BEST IN SHOW!!! Ooh, doggies.

IF YOU MERCY KILL YOUR PARTNER, DO NOT ADMIT IT ON TV!!! Advice for the ages.

SCUM-SUCKING PIGS!!! British Labour MP in hot water after calling opposition names on Twitter.

EMI SELLING ABBEY ROAD STUDIOS!!! Spokesman says: "Her majesty's a pretty nice girl." Queen has no comment.

HITLER MAKES HIS OWN PARODY VIDEO!!! It's totally meta, dude.

STATE REPRESENTATIVE MATT WINGARD IS STILL A PLAGIARIST!!! As well as just an all-round what's the word, Kari, "scum-sucking pig?"

Good day.

 

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Randy's almost right.

"A platoon of mental health experts will do nothing to prevent similar tragic deaths if the Police Bureau does not address its failure to communicate in life or death incidents like these."

Right - a platoon of mental health experts directed at distraught individuals trying to surrender will not be a successful intervention.

But - if a platoon of mental health experts were directed at police officers who point semi-automatic rifles at distraught individuals trying to surrender, they could be a successful intervention.
Posted by J Renaud on February 16, 2010 at 9:04 AM · Report
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Afghanistan != Pakistan
Posted by DemonJuice on February 16, 2010 at 10:50 AM · Report
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Randy Leonard needs to schedule an appointment with a mental health expert. His former wife strongly agrees.
Posted by Tony Columbo on February 17, 2010 at 9:21 AM · Report

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