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Friday, February 19, 2010

I Just Caught Crabs from a Russian Figure Skater!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 19, 2010 at 3:29 PM

Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko delivers one of the most hilarious and STD inflicting skating routines since I accidentally smashed into the rear end of that grandma at the Lloyd Center ice rink. OH, WHY CAN'T THE OLYMPICS BE MORE LIKE THIS?

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