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Friday, February 19, 2010

Tiger Woods Apology: "Sorry" is Always the Most Boring Word

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 19, 2010 at 10:58 AM

Breaking news, you guys! Tiger Woods has personally screwed up your life (in case you didn't notice) with his sexual shenanigans, and he's really, really sorry. Also, his wife Elin did NOT whack him with a golf club—but wait. We're supposed to be happy about that? If you ask me, SHE'S THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE!!

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