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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 8:29 AM

CANADA WINS ICE DANCING GOLD!!! Including a new "triple salco hockey ruck" maneuver in their routine.

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MICHAEL STEELE'S PROFLIGACY!!! Republican National Chairman Michael Steele is spending twice as much as his recent predecessors on private planes and paying more for limousines, catering and flowers.

REMNICK'S OBAMA BIO!!! Out in April.

TOYOTA'S US BOSS GRILLED BY CONGRESS!!! Of course, the Government does now own the car company's biggest US rivals. #conflictofinterestmuch?

BRISTOL PALIN TO MAKE ACTING DEBUT!!! She'll be "playing herself." Meh-ta!

HOT DOGS: CHOKING RISK!!! Oh, puh-leazzzze.

GOOGLE CEO DEMANDED HIS MISTRESS TAKE DOWN HER BLOG!!! Bam!

EVERYONE HATES JAY LENO!!! He's down to Avril Lavigne by day three.

STATE REPRESENTATIVE MATT WINGARD IS STILL A PLAGIARIST!!! Dude's behavior since the accusation was made isn't helping much, either.

Good day.

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