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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

The Hummer Declared Dead at Age 30.

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Wed, Feb 24, 2010 at 3:49 PM

NEVER FORGET!!
  • NEVER FORGET!!
Hey environmentalists who drenched Portland Hummers with acid! Today is your day to get drunk and light stuff on fire with more purpose than most days!

General Motors announced today that it will end the Hummer line once and for all, after sales dropped 67 percent since 2008.

What will happen to all the unused Hummer parking tickets? The anti-Hummer sites declaring the car the "the ultimate poseur vehicle"? The flicking-off-a-Hummer baseball shirt?

Sigh. This is the end of an era, guys. Now what are we going to hate on? A Prius just doesn't inspire the same passion.

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