FUN FACT, GUYS! Jay Leno really, really hates Japanese people. For proof here's Jay as Detective Tony Costas in the 1989 cop comedy Collision Course (co-starring poor Pat Morita). But don't worry! The always hilarious Everything is Terrible has edited this classic film down to a watchable three minutes—that is, if you can classify three minutes of Jay Leno spewing racist and misogynist zingers as "watchable."

I never want to stop punching him in the face.