Health Care Summit! Obama's bipartisan talks "ranged from dull to pointed." Wahoo!

Deadly Explosions in Kabul: Two attacks leave 21 dead.

Golden Skates: The smiley South Korean favorite took home gold in Olympic woman's figure skating. The U.S. came in fourth. We're number four! We're number four!

Girl Scout Cookie Recall: Worst. News. Ever.

Five Years Too Late: That Danish newspaper which published the cartoons of Muhammad in 2005 finally apologized this week in the face of legal action.

Worst Names in the World: BBC reporters compiled the most unfortunate names of real babies, including Justin Case, Tim Burr and Barb Dwyer.

Cougar Mountain: Crunching numbers from OKCupid shows older women want more sex than 20-somethings.

Shaping Portland's Sprawl: Officials approve the long-debated 50-year land use plan, carving the region's into urban and rural reserves.

So Long, Salem! The special session of the Legislature wraps up today. I imagine Salem acting just like this: