Okay, NOW I know what it feels like when an archaeologist finds some kind of amazing old shit like the Dead Sea Scrolls, or when the Nazis opened up the Lost Ark (though my skin didn't melt off). What follows is an AMAZING piece of lost television history: The late great Bea Arthur and Jaleel White doing the "Urkel Dance" on the American Comedy Awards. NOTE: This video is frustratingly pixelated, but no matter! Think of it as if you were looking at the tattered remains of the Shroud of Turin—because in TV terms? YOU ARE.