It's tentatively gaming related at best, but seriously, "meat stylus?" How could I not mention this story?

From kottke.org's industry-leading cyber sausage division:

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Sales of CJ Corporation's snack sausages are on the increase in South Korea because of the cold weather; they are useful as a meat stylus for those who don't want to take off their gloves to use their iPhones.

Anyone else a bit mystified at the lack of a sexual angle here? You can almost hear the Japanese pinching the bridge of their collective nose, sighing and muttering something cryptic about "disappointed tentacles" and "unrealized yaoi potential."