New York representative Charles B. Rangel is in deep doo-doo thanks to ethics charges stemming from accepting free trips to the Caribbean. Why doesn't anyone ever put ME in this kind of ethical quandary?

Iraq suicide bombers mount a triple attack—one of which included a hospital where victims of former suicide bombings are being treated.

"Bring Your Kid to Work Day" is great—unless you're an air traffic controller who lets the kid talk to the planes.

TiVo introduces their newest line of DVRs which is capable of bringing cable, movies and web content to your TV. (Translation: PORN!!)

Obama tosses Republicans some bones to be inserted into his health care plan, with the caveat that he's sick of their bullshit and will go it alone if he has to.

AP: "Republican strategist Karl Rove says in a new memoir that the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq badly damaged the Bush administration's credibility and led to dwindling public support for the war." Yeah... that apology comes just a weeeeee bit too late.

Over 50 same-sex couples applied for marriage licenses in Washington, D.C. this morning. Meanwhile over a 100,000 intolerant homophobes had a minor stroke.

"Man Arrested After Snorting Cocaine off a Police Car." And he wasn't even a cop!

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Couple of showers today, nice tomorrow, showery Friday, and GORGEOUS SATURDAY!

And finally, it's Nosey the Static-y Cat vs. a Balloon! (Or is that a hemorrhoid?) Anyway... WHO YA GOT?!?