MARCH—Portland's favorite marching band, MarchFourth Marching Band, celebrates its seventh anniversary at the Crystal tonight, with two shows—an early all-ages show and a late show for the old fogeys. MD
Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, 7 pm, $10 ($5 ages 5-12, FREE ages 4 & under), all ages; w/Saqi, 9:30 pm, $12-15, 21+
LAUGH RIOT—If you're still not hip to Portland's burgeoning comedy scene, bone up tonight at the E Room (has that phrase ever been written before?), with a showcase of established comics like Virginia Jones, Cody Smith, and Belinda Carroll, as well as a few newbies. AH
Egyptian Club, 3701 SE Division, 9 pm, $5
Zooooooom! My, What a Busy Week!