As you oh-so-surely know, the best person in the entire world—umm, that would be ZACH MOTHERFREAKING GALIFIANAKIS, doy—will be hosting Saturday Night Live tomorrow night. While this is surely cause for celebration, it's going to make waiting through today and tomorrow fucking TORTURE. That's why I'd like to whet your whistle with a little pre-show Galifianakis from last night's Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. This sketch is delightfully effed in the head, and while you may pity the poor girl who is chosen by Zach, just remember—she was "the chosen one" and so will be ETERNALLY WORSHIPPED AS WELL!
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