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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

News Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:54 AM

DEEMING MARVELOUS!!! The house may try to approve the unpopular senate health bill without the indignity of actually voting on it.

TIGER COMES OUT OF THE WOODS!!! Champ will play masters.

TIGER: LIKES A NICE SMOOTH SET OF BALLS
  • TIGER: LIKES A NICE SMOOTH SET OF BALLS

TEXAS' TEXTBOOKS!!! Coming to a high school near you.

CATHOLIC LEADER WON'T QUIT FOR SERIAL RAPE COVER-UP!!! I love to praise his holy name.

KATE WINSLET AND SAM MENDES SPLIT!!! Biggest argument: Which of them is more annoying.

WORLD'S SMALLEST MAN DIES!!! Making way for his 20-inch rival.

NEW SHAKESPEARE!!! It's called Double Falsehood. The irony.

KIRSTIE ALLEY SAID "BULLSHIT" ON TV!!!

RACHEL MADDOW VS REPUBLICAN SENATOR WHO THINKS GAY MARRIAGE IS LIKE "MARRYING YOUR HORSE"!!!

Good day.

 

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1
Can we just abort Texas?
Posted by Jackattak on March 16, 2010 at 9:01 AM · Report
2
Can we abort that Senator? Wanted to punch him in the face.
Posted by Reymont on March 16, 2010 at 9:07 AM · Report
3
GOOD MORNING MATT! HOW ARE YOU?
Posted by Graham on March 16, 2010 at 9:40 AM · Report
4
@Graham: WELL, THANK YOU. I GOT A CUISINART.
Posted by Matt Davis on March 16, 2010 at 9:52 AM · Report
5
@Matt: THAT'S WONDERFUL NEWS! YOU SHOULD MAKE HUMMOUS!
Posted by Graham on March 16, 2010 at 10:30 AM · Report
6
That guy obviously has penis envy, and a fondness, for horses.
Posted by Demondog on March 16, 2010 at 2:12 PM · Report

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