This Week in the Mercury

Escape from New York

Books

Escape from New York

What One City's Gentrification Spells for the Rest of Us


Film Shorts

Film

Film Shorts

In Which We Hit It and Quit It



Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Ummm… Stop Tickling that Bulldog's Balls.

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 9:39 AM

HEY GUYS! Happy National Puppy Day!

heartkun2.jpg

However! While many of you will spend today scratching cute little puppies on the head, we should remember that there are also some very sick individuals out there who will spend their time tickling their dogs on the balls. Take the following highly disturbing video for example. Now, the excuse these people give for tickling their bulldog's balls is that it inspires the dog to give a "questioning look" which judges in dog shows absolutely love. But you know what? These people need to STOP tickling their bulldogs' balls. Because it's sick. And I'm afraid I may accidentally shake the hands one of these bulldog ball ticklers. GAHH! STOP IT!! STOP TICKLING THEIR BALLS!! Must... apply... Purell!

Comments (3)

Showing 1-3 of 3

 
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-3 of 3

Comments are closed.

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy