The CPSC has issued a recall notice for Infantino Slings after three babies (including one in Salem) were suffocated and are preparing to issue a blanket (no jokes!) warning against baby slings in general.
So there you go, Blogtown parents. Cribs, strollers, and slings are out. Don't try holding them, because you're drunk. I guess it's time to pick up one of those giant hamster balls at Target.
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