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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The Children Are Our Future and Our Future is Dying All Over the Place

Posted by January "the intern" Vawter on Wed, Mar 24, 2010 at 3:18 PM

Bad Parents!
  • babylady.co.uk
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The world is a harsh place for today's modern baby. If you have somehow avoided having little Aiden's stroller chop his fingers off, or Isabella being strangled by her own crib, then you can pretty much be guaranteed that your child will be smothered lifeless by that fashionable sling you've been sporting.

The CPSC has issued a recall notice for Infantino Slings after three babies (including one in Salem) were suffocated and are preparing to issue a blanket (no jokes!) warning against baby slings in general.

So there you go, Blogtown parents. Cribs, strollers, and slings are out. Don't try holding them, because you're drunk. I guess it's time to pick up one of those giant hamster balls at Target.

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