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Friday, March 26, 2010

Good Morning News!

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Fri, Mar 26, 2010 at 9:11 AM

Fixing Mortgages... Again: Obama's old mortgage help plan flopped, so let's try it again!

Nucular Aminals: Obama and the Russians agree to cut down on nuclear weapons deployment... because the Cold War ended like 20 years ago.

Apple vs. Old Media: Is the iPad controlling your news?

The Pope and the Pedophile: Pope was in the loop on behavior of Wisconsin priest who molested 200 boys.

Would you trust this man with your child?
  • Would you trust this man with your child?

McCain and Palin Sittin' in a Tree: The world's most intolerable duoTM is back together again!

Beyonce Pregnant? One person says she is so it must be true!

Blazer Madness! Paul Allen issues a statement saying he supports general manager Kevin Pritchard, who was maybe going to be fired.

Gambling Addicts Will Get Less Help: In Oregon, because the state is low on money. Hey! I've got a brilliant scheme to double our funding. Two words: Spirit Mountain.

Gang Shooting at Lloyd Center: Who shoots up a store called Footaction? Really, guys?

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