RUSSIA HUNTS 'BLACK WIDOW' CELL!!! Following suicide bombing on the Moscow Metro.

PUTIN VOWS REVENGE!!! Oh, dear:

REMINGTON AND WINCHESTER!!! A Grants Pass Republican tries to explain why he named his two sons after gun manufacturers, in terms other than, "because I'm nuts, obviously."

EIGHT ARRESTED IN POLICE PROTEST!!! Bless their cottons.

GOP FIRES STAFFER OVER BONDAGE CLUB EXPENSE!!! Family values.

CATHOLIC CHURCH LAUNCHES SEX ABUSE HOTLINE!!! Calling it the "it's a bit late for all this...but..." line.

OBAMA TAKES MORE AGGRESSIVE TACK!!! Says the Wall Street Journal.

iT'S ABOUT TIME!!! Apple to launch an iPhone that works with Verizon. Sorry, Coleman, about your Droid.

SCIENTISTS ATTEMPT TO RECREATE BIG BANG!!! Er...fellas?

Good day.