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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Film The Expendables Trailer! Arrrghhaughhh!!!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Mar 31, 2010 at 4:17 PM
Here it is, guys! The trailer for The Expendables and what could be the most sperm-gasmic old person action movie since Space Cowboys. I KID, I KID! But check out this cast: Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jason Stratham, Jet Li, and Dakota Fanning. (OKAY, no Dakota Fanning. Maybe in the sequel.) Nevertheless, I don't care what anybody says: This movie is going to be horrible, and I'm going to watch the shit out of it!!
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