If you're resentful of the fact that you weren't one of the first people to score an iPad or worse, have never even seen one in real life, then you might enjoy the new blog Lonely People with iPads (as do the folks at Refinery29, L Magazine, etc). If you can't join em, just make fun of 'em.
Etc. Check it out before it becomes irrelevant (like, by Thursday).
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