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Thursday, April 8, 2010

New Tiger Woods Nike Commercial: AWWWWKWARD!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Apr 8, 2010 at 8:59 AM

Here's a brand new Nike commercial starring Tiger Woods in which his (dead) father's voice-over asks if he "learned anything."

Lesson #1: Never ever keep sext messages.
Lesson #2: Never ever keep golf clubs within reaching distance of an angry wife.
Lesson #3: Pancake house waitresses should not necessarily be trusted to keep their mouths shut.
Lesson #4: Same goes for cocktail waitresses.
Lesson #5: And porn stars.
Lesson #6: Especially porn stars.

Include your "Lessons Tiger May Have Learned" in the comments below!

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