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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Read The Goddamn News

Posted by Matt Davis on Thu, Apr 8, 2010 at 10:07 AM

Did you even listen to KPOJ this morning? Well? Did you? Oh. Okay. Well, thanks.

SALTZMAN VERSUS CORNETT Who's grandstanding whom on police issues?

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"I...I WAS SCARED." Police reports detail officer shooting of Jack Collins.

DEAD ON ARRIVAL As in, the recall 2.

"GO AHEAD AND CALL THE POLICE..." Chasse sergeant in off-duty road rage incident.

IN OTHER NEWS News like a jellybean—when it comes to flavor-impact-to-size ratio.

Read the goddamn news.

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