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Monday, April 12, 2010
Luv / Oh, You Kids! So Much for this 4-Year-Old's Dreams
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Apr 12, 2010 at 1:29 PM
In the following video, a four-year-old has her tiny heart smashed in a billion pieces after her heartless bitch of a mom decides to move her to Japan—even though she is desperately, hopelessly, forever in love with an older man named Steven (this time not me). And what's up with the mom/narrator in this piece, anyway? I kinda really hate her! I guess what the Fresh Prince says is true: "So to you other kids all across the land / There's no need to argue / Parents just don't understand."
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