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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Drunk / News It's Alcohol Awareness Month
Posted by Matt Davis on Wed, Apr 14, 2010 at 3:07 PM
The Oregon Liquor Control Commission just Tweeted a link to this online alcohol screening test, which will assess your drinking against the rest of the US population and try to help you figure out...well...
- SHIT
Fortunately, I got this answer back:
- NO SHIT
God bless the O'Douls! But then, on my bad days, I think I'm still what Roger Ebert would describe as a "white knuckle dry drunk." For example, I am really looking forward to getting high at the dentist's next week when they rip out my wisdom teeth. But. I filled out the survey based on my drinking habits at their peak, and was woefully informed that a whopping 12% of the adult male population drinks more than I used to. Can you top that? Pussy? Huh?
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